February 2012
20 posts
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“There are better things ahead than any we leave behind.”
– C. S. Lewis (via girlwithoutwings)
Feb 21st
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Bacon Milkshake? →
Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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“People can find the good in just about anything but themselves.”
– Jeff Winger, Community. (via mattapodaca)
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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“I am a kind of white that would shock eve you - a Canadian.”
– Conan O’brien to Martin Short
Feb 9th
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“No one’s trying to get with jugglers.”
– Tom Haverford, Parks & Recreation
Feb 8th
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“I’m a heterosexual and even I was caught up in the discussion of how good...”
– David Letterman to Denzel Washing on Late Night. Denzel then promptly slid one chair over.
Feb 8th
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Conversations with Clients
Customer: So you have any exciting plans for the weekend?
Me: Well I'm going to a friends birthday party.
Customer: That should be fun. You fallen in love lately?
Me: No, not lately.
Customer: Megan! That's sad. You're such a lovely lady. The boys in California don't know what they're missing!!!
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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The Rally Squirrel Baseball Card →
Feb 5th
Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
31 posts
“All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning.”
– Albert Camus (via quote-book)
Jan 31st
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My opinion on how school is going to be in 100...
Teacher: Today we will be learning about the start of the World Wide Web War on January 19/20, 2012, now turn to page 394 on your Kindles
Student: My great grandparents fought in that war. On their Tumblr blogs.
Teacher: You must be very proud of them
Jan 30th
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The Sci-Fi Movie Timeline →
lifeunfilteredthrough: This is a pretty cool timeline on everything or almost everything Hollywood has made.
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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King Fish is a Hall of Famer in my Book →
What a career Tim Salmon. Thanks for being my all time favorite Angel. 
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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SNL Could Save Community: A Campaign for The Cast...
communitythings: http://www.facebook.com/pages/SNL-Could-Save-Community-A-Campaign-for-The-Cast-of-Community-to-Host-SNL/239644699437129?sk=info
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Puzzles the Bar →
Why is it called Puzzles? That’s the puzzle!
Jan 15th
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“Co-managing is give and take. You have to pick your battles. One of the battles...”
– Jim
Jan 14th
Jan 13th
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WatchWatch
Jim Rome to CBS Sports. So excited.
Jan 12th
Giveaway: Mark Driscoll's Real Marriage →
http://thewayeverlasting.com/2012/01/09/shameless-plug-giveaway-mark-driscoll-real-marriage/ reblogged! jspark3000: The giveaway is still on! Click here for the original post and just reblog it! Or you can comment on the post at my main blog! Ends on Thursday January 12th!
Jan 12th
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“Salesmen is king. As the best salesman, I am king of kings. Oh, you say Jesus is...”
– Dwight
Jan 11th
Jan 10th
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“Okay. I need a baby. I’ll never outsell Jim and Pam without one. Also...”
– Dwight
Jan 9th
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving...”
– Albert Einstein (via quote-book)
Jan 8th
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“I am never getting married. Like Clooney.”
– Meredith
Jan 7th
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Darryl: You need to get back on top.
Michael/Darryl: That's what she said.
Darryl: Yeah.
Michael: Yeah.
Jan 6th
Jan 5th
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Floppy Disk Notepads →
Jan 3rd
Credit Card Light Bulb →
Jan 2nd